Vim & Vision

You searched for articles tagged with Comedy.

Funny Tweets Permalink

Comedy, Perl Added less than a year ago

... between two Perlers today:

chromatic:

Some days the jerks and bugs and workarounds and fame-chasing pundits make me want to leave technology as a profession.

Larry Wall:

If you do leave, you will find jerks and bugs and workarounds and fame-chasing pundits in most other professions too.

chromatic

At least real life hides its backwards compatibility misfeatures in DNA where I can't get at it.

Haha :-)

It'll only take... Permalink

Comedy Added less than a year ago and last edited less than a year ago

Sometimes pure comedy has some gems you can take away with you and use in real life.

Thanks go to David for this little exchange:

All I was asking for was a logo and a few pie charts which would have taken you a few fucking hours.

Actually, you were asking me to design a logotype which would have taken me a few hours and fifteen years experience.

I will now be translating this to my life as such:

It'll only take a few hours, yeah?

Yes, only a few hours and ten years' experience.

Mitch Hedberg Permalink

Comedy Added more than a year ago

I like the escalator, man... because the escalator can never break - it can only become... stairs. There would never be an Escalator temporarily out of order sign... only an Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Mitch Hedberg was a cool stand-up comedian. Check him out on YouTube.

(Nothing Older) ... (Nothing Newer)

Colophon

Django Python 960.gs Git Vim NetBSD Nginx

The Author

The author is a software engineer living in Australia. He sux at guitar, loves camping, doesn't like cake, does like coffee and is a lazy home brewer.

Links

ChoppingBoard, Project365, RageQuit